Everyone is having a hard time in this economy, even Darth Vader. He robbed a Long Island bank this morning.
I’m guessing he either owed a balloon payment on the Death Star’s subprime mortgage or was trying to finance his trip to San Diego Comic Con.
Lisa Fary is a graduate of the creative writing program at Florida State University and holds an advanced degree in Special Education. Her earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She’s angry that it’s 2010 and she still doesn’t have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram.
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
Well, if you're going to rob a bank, I guess that's a pretty good disguise. As long as you can ditch it quickly to evade the cops once you're done, of course. [/too much Leverage and White Collar]
I prefer to wear masks with a wider range of vision when I rob banks.