Intergalactic Law: Grey Squad 007

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TRANSCRIPT: Title and establishing shot: An old photo. It’s young Cap, Madge, and Tulla wearing medals, smiling.

Janet has begun going through the old files to familiarize herself with Grey Squadron. Madge harasses her about being a cyborg. Janet plays along, frustrating the hell out of Madge.

MADGE: What the hell are you doing, Moore?
JANET: Familiarizing myself with Grey Squadron’s case history. It will help me recognize any patterns that should arise in new crimes.

MADGE: Can’t you just download those case files directly to your brain?
JANET: No. I don’t have that upgrade yet. I get that installed on Tuesday after my oil change.
MADGE: Really?
JANET: No. Not really. I’m home grown human, like you.

MADGE: Don’t play with me like that, Moore!
JANET: You’re right, Lieutenant. I shouldn’t play like that. It’s not dignified for an officer of the law.

MADGE: (mutters) Damn right, it isn’t.
JANET: There must be a bug in my programming.

Madge tries to yank Janet from her chair.
MADGE: That’s it. Bend over. I’m looking for an ON/ OFF switch!

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