Intergalactic Law: Grey Squad 004

Lock and load!

Transcript: SCENE FOUR
Title and establishing shot: Bob and Madge at the park, staring down at the bottom of the panel. What they’re staring at off panel is an exceptionally large dog poop.
BOB: That’s the biggest code two I’ve ever seen.

Sometime later. Janet is taking a call.
JANET: We’ll be right down. (to Bob) Sgt. Bob, we’ve got a hold up at the pharmacy. Strap on your gun!

BOB: Lock and load!
TULLA: Really? Lock and load?
BOB: I always wanted to say that.
MADGE: Have fun, kids.

Madge and Tulla enter the Cap’s office. He’s behind the desk.
MADGE: What’s this youngster doing here, Captain?
CAP: Sgt. Janet Moore is the new breed of cop. They’re showing up at every precinct.

MADGE: What? She’s genetically engineered? Are we being replaced with test tube cops? Is she some kind of Robo-Cop without Peter Weller’s sex appeal?
TULLA: Sex appeal? Robo-Cop? You Earth-women. . .

CAP: Look, no one’s jobs are on the line. Make Sgt. Moore welcome. Show her the ropes. Don’t antagonize her and we’ll be just fine. That’s all. Oh, and bring my mom in.

Madge and Tulla leaving the Cap’s office.
MADGE (mutters): Freaking robo cyborg test tube cops. . .
TULLA: Madge, maybe Sgt. Moore is just a good cop.
TULLA (mutters): . . . Like we used to be.