Yesterday, I saw the most entertaining trending topic on Twitter that I’ve seen in a while: Great Star Wars Quotes During Sex. We’ve pulled our favorites and categorized them for efficient use and quick reference.
You know, in case you have Pink Raygun open on your laptop during sex.
For Him
“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.” (from @Georgieboo)
“Boy, it’s lucky you have these compartments.” (from @littlefishey)
“Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!” (from @AsetPewPew)
“I’m sorry I couldn’t do better, but I got my own problems.” (from @pinkraygunguy)
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside. (from @Zeke_Pinheiro)
For Her
“Get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!” (from @Georgieboo)
“No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE. THAT one goes THERE!” (from @CaptainGrammar)
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” (from @yasminkaye)
“Is it true that gun of yours only works when somebody’s back is turned?” (from @pinkraygunguy)
“Into the garbage chute, flyboy.” (from @davesusetty)
Unisex
“So, you have a twin sister.” (from @eitheror)
“In time you will call me master.” (from @jikster2009)
“I had no choice. They came right before you did.” (from @ThotFullGWC)
“You, like your father, are now mine.” (from @davesusetty)
“Being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited. (from @SolaiGWC)
Lisa Fary is a graduate of the creative writing program at Florida State University and holds an advanced degree in Special Education. Her earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She’s angry that it’s almost 2010 and she still doesn’t have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram.
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
"come on Han(d) old buddy, don't let me down" (@werdpodcast)
-For the poor sap who's sex'n it by their lonesome
That's dirty. You're a filthy, filthy podcaster.
…….did I "go there" on that one?
I prefer "stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, nerfherder", thank you very much