“Through with the Two Step” by Sylvia Bond – A season or so ago on the cop show Numb3rs, Don Eppes stopped wearing that thigh holster thingy, and freed me from some fairly dangerous territory where I did nothing but obsess about manly thighs clad in tight blue jeans and tightly wrapped in black thigh holsters. This combination is unholy and drastic, you know, and encasing all that muscle and bringing it into high relief is a little like torture to watch.
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By Rhea Dee – This episode improved greatly on balancing the monster of the week storyline with our characters overarching problems, as well as inching forward some of the mysteries about The Pattern, and Baldo. But, before we get to that, we have our monster/problem of the week: an exploding man. Kind of like Peter, from Heroes, except way less emo (and unfortunately, way less hot).
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Our first Twilight themed template was a huge success, garnering almost 5,000 downloads in a few days. The good people over at Team Twilight tell us that a solo shot of Edward would go over really, really well. So, here it is. (And don’t despair, Jacob fans, our furry buddy will be showing up any [...]
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He’s a man, a company man. Noah Bennet (HRG) played by Jack Coleman, consistently brings his A-game to NBC’s Heroes. Yes, Heroes has been a mess for several seasons now, but this latest season seems to show some promise. Noah is all about protecting his Claire-bear, and now, he can protect your porch as our [...]
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By Lisa Fary – Stargate: Universe had my interest with three words: Lou Diamond Phillips. I’ve had a crush on him since Young Guns and even watched him this summer on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. No, I’m not proud of that last bit. I do, however, feel that after watching that jungle mess, I’m owed a little more LDP on SGU.
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By Lisa Fary – What’s worse than the humiliation of flashforwarding sitting on the toilet while you’re sitting on the toilet? Waking up and having to give mouth-to-mouth to a guy. A guy who was drowning in a urinal. In his own pee.
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Today’s free pumpkin carving template comes from Themyscira, owns an invisible jet, can fly under her own power, and is nearly as strong as Superman. In her satin tights, she’s fighting for our rights, and the old red, white and blue. She’s a wonder, Wonder Woman. NOTE: The “W” symbol on her chest will prove [...]
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By Lisa Fary – Now that I know that the village of Eastwick is actually Stars Hollow, it’s hard not to notice landmarks and relive the memories. I half expect Kirk to show up to install Darryl Van Horne’s internet.
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By TrinityVixen – What is up with Samuel’s ability? He is very definitely an earth-mover, but there’s also this inking ability. Is it related to his ground-shaking? If so, this would be perhaps the most deviously clever translation of an ability ever—giving him the power to move materials from the soil even if they end up in another medium (in this case, ink). I wouldn’t have guessed that, five volumes in, Heroes had that level of creativity left in it.
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Last year Supernatural (Thursday nights on the CW, why aren’t you watching?) fans were able to download a free pumpkin carving pattern of both Winchester boys together, but the cry went out. Samgirls wanted one of Sam alone, and Deangirls demanded the same. Well, here they are. Enjoy. Carve. And please, stop with the threats. [...]
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The first forty pages of Eric Shanower’s Age of Bronze comic, free color preview.
I can’t be the only geek on earth for whom this shirt is the ultimate, defining garment. Can I?
