Buffy vs. Edward

by Juliana Weiss-Roessler

I am ashamed to admit that I have read all of the Twilight books. In case you were wondering, I was firmly on Team Jacob until he forced Bella to kiss him. From that point on, I had no team. However, I am glad Bella and Edward ended up together, because I thought Book 4 was bad ass. I know I’m in the minority on that one.

As a huge fan of Buffy, it was hard for me not to notice how many plot points had already been covered by our favorite blonde vampire slayer. Apparently, someone else noticed too, and he made this nifty little video that I think Twilight haters and lovers alike can enjoy. It’s amazing what a difference it makes to have an active heroine instead of, well, Bella.

Juliana Weiss-Roessler is an aspiring Television writer in Los Angeles. She currently works as the head of the web content department for the star of an Emmy-nominated reality series. You can read her spec scripts at WeissRoessler.com.

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36 Comments

  1. Jessica George

    That's freaking awesome!

  2. Kris

    Awesome, I watched It twice, and laught both

  3. Bek

    …and then Buffy staked Edward, and we all lived happily ever after. The end.

    So glad I watched it to the end. Nice use of Robert's death scene from GoF though… Tasteful.

  4. Oops! Sorry for the spoilers.

    My fav part was actually when Buffy throws him out of her window.

  5. Robin

    That was awesome! I haven't read the Twilight series (mostly for fear of throwing my roommate's books across a room in anger), and I only watched the movie under duress, so seeing someone call the creators out for their bullshit makes me very happy. :D (Although it did reinforce that Buffy made some unwise dating choices, too. But at least she saw stalking for what it was.)

  6. FUCK YALL

    yall some HATING ASS NEARDY LITTLE BITCHES EDWARD IS HELLA BETTER THAN THAT STUPID RAGGATY ASS LITTLE HORE BUFFY.HE WOULD NEVER BE INTRESTED IN HER BOP ASS

  7. Robin

    Whoa. The comments disappeared. Was there a Twilight troll infestation?

  8. A Fan

    Love it – love Buffy and Edward

  9. Tiffany

    i like the clip from harry potter, haha.

  10. Janine

    This is absolutely brilliant! My sisters a re huge Twilight fans, and as soon as I saw the previews for the movie, all I could think was, 'where's Buffy when you need her?'

  11. Maryse

    I also thought that the 4th book was bad ass! Favourite out of the 4.

  12. Beth

    Are we all forgetting a little thing that Buffy had with Angel??

  13. Elessa

    Tremendous video, its much better to see a girl with a backbone deal with that wet little 'vampire'. Best ending of a twilight anything ive seen (:

  14. e cigarette

    I actually liked this video better than the movie. Since when is st-st-stuttering sexy?

  15. Troll

    That was great; good find.

  16. the bean

    yep, buffy would so kick Edward's wussy, whiny, idiotic, wimpy vampire ass. cos she is that BAD ASS!

  17. Felipe

    uhhhh…lets talk about real Vamp. slayers her…like blade? vahn hellsing?…buffy and twilight are gushy girly messes which wouldnt last 3 seconds against these two.

  18. Cassy

    This video is superb and the way it would have went, had Edward gone to Sunnydale. Pity he didn't. I thank the gods for James Marsters, Josh Whedon, and the other Buffy writers. Spike is the reason why I can't watch Edward without shaking my head and walking away. Sorry, Edward. William the Bloody got there first and did it 100 times better than you ever will. As for Angel…bored now.

  19. mili

    brava! always better when the boy gets killed.

  20. qball_evans

    NIce, well done!

  21. Andy

    Right, because Van Helsing was totally badass. I mean, the way he opened coffins and staked vamps during the day was amazing and all.

    Wait, you're probly going with the shitty movie version.

  22. Essss

    Wonderful! Makes me wonder what could have been if Bella wasn't such a weakling and had a little more sense in that vulnerable head of hers.

  23. Pretentious

    I like the use of the convenience of the fact that that young actor played in this vampire movie as well as that other movie about the wizard with that scar thing on his head. Either way, Buffy rocks.

  24. Mel

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!

  25. liiiiiiiiiiz

    hahahahahah SUCH A WIN. especially the part where he used harry potter footage to show the death. that was great.

  26. I was laughing the whole time! Thank you so much!

  27. Laitie

    Haha, though I've never seen Buffy, I completely agree with how you feel about the books. XD It was weird, it was like I was reading MY mind haha!!

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