Geeks Aren’t Friendly to Humans

By Lisa Fary

“We’ll get the heritage and the track record of success, and we’ll build off of that to build a broader, more open and accessible and relatable and human-friendly brand.”

This is the explanation of the change from the SciFi Channel to the SyFy Channel, offered by current president, Dave Howe, who is sick of having geeks watch his channel.

“The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular,”

Says Tim Brooks, TV historian.

OK. Dude. Don’t make chicks the culprit here.  Are women who are not currently viewers really reporting that they’d watch the channel if it wasn’t called “SciFi”?

While we’re talking about the new branding, let’s talk about the new tagline: Imagine Greater. Imagine greater what? It’s not a call to action, as Howe says. It’s a sentence fragment. You at least want a statement, right?

By the way, whatever happened to Beyond? What’s the matter, NBC Universal? Couldn’t afford to buy out Beyond.com, the way you could with SyFy Portal?

It’s not the name change that irritates the hell out of me. It’s the attitude these execs have toward the very people who made their channel relevant.  Note that Howe says We’ll get the heritage and track record of success. That means the execs assume the very antisocial geeks they don’t want to be associated with are going to continue to be supportive lemmings.

Guess what? After this Friday, Howe won’t have to worry about geeks watching the SciFi Channel or the SyFy Channel.

Once Battlestar Galactica is gone, no one is going to give a damn about your cable channel, Howe. Especially not the Grey’s Anatomy set, who is going to look at “SyFy” and say “Siffy”.

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Lisa Fary’s early exposure to classic Battlestar Galactica in 1979 is largely responsible for her lifelong interest in science fiction and her childhood ambition of being an intergalactic space cowgirl. She thinks diagramming sentences is a fun alternative to Sudoku.

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  1. Very nice Lisa!

    Wow, its nice to know that no market research about your core audience ever took place in 10 years + that I've been watching. That if you're Howe that you can always fall back on stereotypes (cause those are always true!) to justify your actions. If they want to change the name for copyright/trademark reasons then fine change, it but don't blame women or the "dysfunctional" or "antisocial boys" for it.

    I've been watching SciFi for a long time and its not like the craptasitc movies of the week were ever a big draw for me. Most of the time those elicit an eye roll from me.
    What was a great draw for me were the great shows like Farscape, Firefly, Stargate, Forever Knight that pulled me in. But what the hell was the justification of bring the ECW on? Really? It still has me scratching my head as to how the hell that fits into their line up.

    I'm not a BSG fan (yet, my friends keep telling me), but I am a Stargate fan and when they canceled SGA they lost some of my viewer ship. In defense of them canceling SGA, maybe if you could get some great writers we'd all be watching SciFi/Syfy for the great original programing. The only thing on SciFi/SyFy that I'm even remotely interested in still watching is Ghost Hunters and Ghost Hunters International.

    By the way a few words of advice to Howe, most "women" are not fans of wrestling (If you are a woman and a fan then yay for you! Its just not my cup of tea.). You might want to, I don't know, pull in shows like Charmed, Moonlight, Blood Ties, Highlander Raven, or True Blood. Bring back some classics like STNG, Voyager, Xena & Herc. Start pulling from your parent network and run stuff like Heroes, or Psych from sister network USA. Here's a though find strong female lead characters and run with it!

    I know that this is SciFi/Syfy but also you might want to increase your Anime programming. There are lots of SciFi fans who love Anime! Not to mention most of Anime's sub-genres are all about the principles of SciFi. Your two hour block once a week during late night on a Monday(?) paired along the merger Anime offerings of Cartoon Network's [adult swim] also in the wee hours of the early a.m. aren't enough! Its such shame that Anime Network went under you could have helped them out greatly.

    Sorry for the length of this.

  2. El Mysterioso says:

    This has been coming for a long time, though I'd hoped when Mz. Hammer left the network things would have gone back to being a bit more geek-friendly. Sadly, no, I guess not. (And why in the holy hell are they running TNG repeats anyway? What? Like there haven't been any SF shows in the last 20 years that haven't been as played out? I'd rather see repeats of "Space Precinct" – a terrible show – than watch crappy, boring TNG again!)

    I'd call for a boycot for the network, but of course that's not neccisary since they're boycotting their own fans.

    Though I'm still interested in "Stargate: Universe"

  3. AlphaGirl says:

    I know! It's like they don't realize that it doesn't matter what their branding looks like, it they don't produce good material, no one is going to watch.

  4. AlphaGirl says:

    Once BSG is done, there won't be a reason for me to tune in. ECW, Ghost Hunters, and asinine game shows just don't do it for me.

  5. AlphaGirl says:

    It makes me wonder who is doing their market research. Perhaps those people should be fired.

  6. Blackpanther says:

    What is SyFy anyway?!

    And what everyone else said. They're trying to bring in more audiences, but getting rid of teh old ones won't really help at all.

  7. IGPNicki says:

    How is ECW friendly to female viewers exactly? Or, for that matter, how is it remotely related to scifi exactly? Somebody needs to tell the people over at the "syfy" channel that the way to get female viewers isn't to rebrand it. And it certainly isn't to give us Dallas in Space a la Caprica. I'm a chick, and i'm not afraid of a space battle, why the f%&#k should the scifi channel be afraid?

  8. El Mysterioso says:

    Maybe because the network isn't run by chicks? They're second guessing. You know when you get a Major Kira character who's written by duded and she's supposed to be all empowered, but she comes off alternately like a man in a dress or a shrill harpie? That's because the guys writing her have no idea what empowered women are actually like in real life, and can't really be bothered to find out. This is the flip side of that: guys who have no idea what female viewers *Want* and can't be bothered to find out, so they're just going with the conventional wisdom that all they want is talk of relationships and meaningful glances.

    This from a network that can't be bothered to do the basic research required to find out that "Syfy" is street slang for a venerial disease, and textspeak for "Screw you, F**k you"

  9. Robin says:

    "Maybe because the network isn't run by chicks?"

    But it was, not so long ago. Bonnie Hammer used to be the president of SciFi. Of course, she didn't seem to connect with or admit to the existence of female sci-fi fans, so maybe that's not the best example.

    Given how many of them I know, I find it very strange that women who like science fiction for the science part continue to fly under the radar. I'm not looking for a romance novel in space. I want cool concepts and technology, dangit. (As well as good characters, solid plots, and witty dialogue. But I expect that from any series I watch, regardless of genre.)

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