Geek Survey: Sarah Palin Has A Map
As we learned from that unfortunate Miss Teen USA contestant, some people don’t have maps. Sarah Palin has a map and can find The Russia and The Canada!
Here’s a refresher:
Now let’s see what Sarah Palin has to say about geography:
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As a native Detroiter, I live quite close to Canada. Windsor is literally on the other side of the Detroit River. My proximity to Canada, I believe, makes me uniquely qualified to be an advisor on Canadian relations in a McCain administration.
However, the fact that I’ve been there more than a dozen times, I have to assume that I am overqualified and will be passed over for the job.
You know, I used to go to Mexico to buy my prescription meds – not only am I qualified to address the immigration issue, I’m also an expert on healthcare!
@dreamrot & @Alpha-Girl : You both sound like extrememly knowledgable people ! You should run for presidency directly, who need to be an advisor ! That’s for loosers
Ahahahahahaha
On another note : Is this woman for real or is it the biggest practical joke of the 21st century (so far) ?
Because if it’s not a joke then I’m really really really scared for the future of you all over there in the USA… and who knows, she might even start a war with Canada for all I know, so I’ll also be scared for them !.
How can people like her even get into positions of power ? Is money really enough, even for someone who apparently had brain removal surgery ? (and let me guess, this is only the tip of the iceberg ?)
Things might not be ideal in Europe or the rest of the world, but this type of joke ? I think we would laugh too much to even go and vote.
(PS : hey, I’ve lived in Atlanta for 6 months when I was 17 (14 years ago only !), can I be some sort of cultural representative of my culture ? (what do you mean I repeat myself ? uh ?)
You could totally be a cultural rep of your culture! Even if you hadn’t actually been to Atlanta, but liked the idea of Atlanta, you could have the job. See, you’re a friend of Pink Raygun and that’s the important thing. Experience exshmeerience!
Wow. I get what Palin’s trying to say, but she’s really not saying it well at all. Woman needs a speech writer to work on her talking points like whoa.
I grew up in New Hampshire, just a two-hour drive from the Canadian border, and have visited there three times. Also, I enjoy several TV series that are filmed in Vancouver and Toronto, which have Canadian actors as part of their regular casts. I feel that this should qualify me as a foreign relations consultant for the U.S. government.
…Particularly if that position would require me to be in contact with Canadian citizens Michael Shanks and/or Tahmoh Penikett.
Why limit yourself to foreign relations? You’re obviously a fan of Stargate SG1 and BSG – you’re qualified to head up NASA!
“you’re qualified to head up NASA!”
Sweet!
I’ll get started on that Mars colonization program. Does anyone know how to design arc ships?