Accusations of abusing power. Nearly recalled as mayor. Admitting that she’s not sure what the vice president does. Bathing in the very federal earmarks and pork that Jonh McCain dreams of hunting down and tossing into a stew of American prosperity.
Just how long will the “Palin” part of “McCain-Palin 2008” last? And if Sarah Palin is removed from the ticket, what the hell are we going to do with all of those “McCain-Palin” campaign signs?
We have some ideas.
Top Ten Uses for “McCain-Palin” Signs
- Use your McCain-Palin sign as a cat pan liner.
- Gather several discarded McCain-Palin signs and, in your own private Project Runway challenge, piece them together into a fabulous frock.
- Use some raffia to bind two McCain-Palin signs together to be the cover of your McCain-Palin campaign memory book.
- Teachers can use a McCain-Palin sign in a lesson about conducting research. See kids! This is what happens when you only use Google and Wikipedia for your research needs!
- Give your McCain-Palin sign to your daughter (or another impressionable girl who looks up to you) as a reminder that just being likable and pretty aren’t enough to get her where she wants to go.
- Twist your McCain-Palin signs into starter logs for the fire you’ll be using to heat your home this winter because energy costs are out of control.
- Fold your McCain-Palin sign into a paper airplane for minutes of fun!
- Donate your McCain-Palin signs to a public school, which can use them as craft supplies, floor mats, and book covers.
- Use your McCain-Palin signs to make a paper-mache Barack Obama statue for your election party in November.
- Throw your McCain-Palin sign in the recycling bin. It just might get recycled into something useful, like toilet paper.
Any other ideas? Post them below!
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
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11. Put them through a paper shredder and use them as confetti at your Obama victory party!
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