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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 2 Comments
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Yeah, but Jason Statham was a farmer, and his name was Farmer. There's a fine line between inanity and minimalistic genius. Or so my fine art teacher told me before I dropped the class. If only the administration could understand our love.
Anyway, did you know that if you place a picture of Leelee Sobieski next to a picture of Helen Hunt, you have an effective before and after public service ad about crystal meth abuse? It's a fact!
Farmer was also raised by village idiots. I’m guessing they were idiots, considering they couldn’t come up with anything better than “Farmer” to call him. How about “Assface”? That’s catchy.