John McCain wants you to set up a video camera in your neighbor’s bedroom. If you’re lucky, your neighbor’s bedroom antics will be shown at the Republican National Convention.
It’s really a video contest based on Undead Grampers’ hope that he’ll inspire a generation of Americans to take up a cause greater than themselves. (You know, like eldercare.) The task is to profile an “American Neighbor”, preferably one who is making a difference in America. Your bedroom-cam subject can be a teacher, a police office, a military officer, or some other servant to the greater good of the United States.
However, in the video pitch, Undead Grampers’ oddly blinkless campaign manager, Rick Davis, phrases it poorly and it comes off as an encouraging pep talk to American stalkers.
Who would you profile for a chance to attend the Republican National Convention and possibly get hugged by Undead Grampers?
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Dateline NBC’s To Catch A Predator: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
