It’s time for a “Pin the Foot in the Candidate’s Mouth” lightning round!
Which presidential candidate said the following:
“I will have an energy policy that we will be talking about, which will eliminate our dependence on oil from the Middle East that will prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the Middle East.”
Undead Grampers backtracked shortly thereafter, saying that he wasn’t talking about the current conflict in the Middle East. He was referring to the Gulf War, which he says was partly about preventing Saddan Hussein from controlling Kuwait’s oil.
Then he backtracked again:
“No, I was thinking about – it’s not hard to – we will not. By eliminating our dependency on foreign oil, we will not have to have our national security threatened by a cut off of that oil. Because we will be dependent, because we won’t be dependent, we will no longer be dependent on foreign oil. That’s what my remarks were.”
Does someone need some cream corn and a nap?
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
After reading that, cream corn and a nap sounds nice.