Now on eBay, you can buy Barack Obama’s half eaten breakfast from the Glider Diner in Scranton, PA.
But, that’s not all! You also get his used plate and silverware!
If you buy it fast, you’ll be able to eat it while it’s good and get a little Barack in you!
[nms:obama breakfast,1,1]
This is an excellent opportunity for an enterprising scientist! The silverware holds Obama’s DNA, providing the winner with the raw material to create an army of Obama clones! Or a giant sized Obama! JumbObama!
The bidding is up to $76, but there’s still time to get your bid in! Auction ends on April 28th!
I’m actually surprised it took this long for someone to do this, as the candidates have left half-eaten plates of food all across America since last summer. Now, I’m waiting for someone to duck into the bathroom stall after a candidate leaves in the hopes of finding a floatie.
Score
Yummy Breakfast!: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
JumbObama!
I nearly splurted out my coffee…
That is just… so gross.
What I find frightening is not the fact that someone would sell this (although it is pretty frightening in itself and would lead me to never ever set foot in that place), no the most frightening is that a bunch of idiots are actually bidding on it ?!?!?
It says a lot about people when they are ready to pay (OMG $80 !!!) for an old waffle just because they feel that strange need to be close to the “riches and famous”.
Sorry future buyer, but if you already are a looser (and the fact that you’re buying this leads me to believe you are) the old moldy breakfast is not going to change your life, it’s just going to be a $2 plate in your cupboard (if you ever decide to clean it and use it properly of course).
This kind of stuff just kills your hope for the future of mankind, honestly.