Even though he’s the presumptive Republican nominee, John McCain may wind up in the same situation he was in last summer: campaigning by himself in an RV, with his dog as his campaign manager.
That’s right, the Republican nominee is having a hard time raising money because George W. Bush’s wealthy donors aren’t sending funds to support McCain (even though his theoretical presidency is being called “Bush’s Third Term”).
So this week, Undead Grampers is embarking on a “Biography Tour” through Meridian, MS, Alexandria, VA, Annapolis, MA, Pensacola, FL, Jacksonville, FL, and Prescott, AZ.
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During his biography tour, Undead Grampers will reintroduce himself to the American people, talk about his father and grandfather, and his own military service. The underlying message of the tour is:
“I served in the military. I know war. Give me money.”
No doubt he’ll be crossing his undead fingers that no one will ask about the economy or bailing out homeowners.
Score
Months We’ll Hear About McCain’s Military Service: 8 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
