John McCain says, “We’re succeeding [in Iraq]. I don’t care what anybody says.” Luckily, Pink Raygun was [not] there to catch the imaginary exchange that happened right after that Undead Grampers statement.
“Why are these people asking so many questions?” Undead Grampers asked. “Can’t they see I’m trying to use the bathroom?”
“Sir, you’re on the main floor of a fundraising event,” Joe Lieberman replied quietly. “I’ll say it was my idea to drop your pants. ”
“Is that like Purim?”
“No, sir. Dropping your pants is nothing like Purim.”
Maybe it all depends on your perception of things like “success” and “appropriate public behavior.”
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Score
Having Joe Lieberman as Your Stage Mother: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
