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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 7 Comments
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I love how McCain remains unchanged. HILARIOUS!
I hit the candidate photos and dribbled Dr. Pepper all over my shirt. (You owe me, Fary!) Fantastic.
John McCain manages to stay so life-like because it’s so dry in Arizona. It’s a good place for zombies to be – at least in the winter. Summer gets melty.
I think the zombies ride public transit in the summer. Unless there’s another explanation for the stench.
I'm at work and when I got to the pictures I was laughing so hard a got some funny looks from the others. But its zombies so I have to read it. You know Heather Cee I think you are right about the smell on the buses I have always wondered what that was from.
Poor Ron Paul… Not even in the Zombie Apocalypse does he have a shot…
Hilarious article. Wish I saw it sooner.
Even zombies want a president who has a chance in hell at getting elected.