I had an imaginary conversation with Condoleezza Rice this morning over some imaginary coffee and scones. We were supposed to talk about this Obama records breach, but I was overcome by the smell of her perfume.
“Hey, Condi. What’s that perfume you’re wearing?”
“It’s called Cover Up.”
“Really? Well, your ‘Cover Up’ stinks.”
Today it was found that Hillary Clinton’s passport file was breached as part of a training session last summer (“Watergate for Dummies”, perhaps?) and McCain’s was breached earlier this year. Condi insists that these breaches were just discovered today.
So, it’s a totally bi-partisan breach.
[nms:condoleezza rice,1,0]
Condi has been asked to release the names of the breaching contractors and their employers, but so far the State Department is declining to do so, and maintains that this was mere curiosity on the parts of those involved.
However, no evidence beyond a gut feeling to support that claim has been put forward.
Now America, listen to what your government tells you and go back to watching Dancing with the Stars.
Score
Cover Girl Condi:1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
