It’s time to play “What is John McCain Talking About?” See if you can identify the topic in this quote from Undead Grampers:
“I don’t know what you may have read or heard of and I don’t know the circumstances. Maybe in May of ’04 I hadn’t had a conversation. I don’t know-but it is well known that I had the conversation.”
So, just what is Undead Grampers talking about?
A reporter had asked about a conversation Grampers had with John Kerry in May 2004 about the possibility of being running mates. Undead Grampers lashed out in a circular tirade.
[nms:night of the living dead,1,0]
The reporter then muttered, “Why are you so angry?” – a question that Undead Grampers did not hear and the reporter dropped. That was probably the best thing for her own health, since they were on an airplane and, on an airplane, there’s no where to hide from a zombie.
Undead Grampers, the Geek Survey doesn’t ask the hard questions. It doesn’t ask about John Kerry or that lobbyist chick or why Karl Rove has been calling. In fact, the Geek Survey is a relaxing thing to do in the morning after you’ve had a big bran muffin.
Score
Undead Grampers SMASH!: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
