Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 247

Really, what are the odds that Barack Obama is the Antichrist? Probably about the same as Bush and Cheney getting arrested just for showing up in a small Vermont town. Oh, wait. That town’s police force has orders to arrest the Dynamic Duo on sight.

Residents of Brattleboro, Vermont have voted for the indictment of the president and vice-president and issued said order to arrest them on sight for acts in violation of the Constitution.

It’s largely a symbolic act – no doubt Secret Service would take out any Brattleboro police officers who attempt to make good on the indictment. But, it is refreshing to see a town acting on principles put forth in the Declaration of Independence.

Now, back to the Antichrist.

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Glenn Beck actually asked John Hagee, the Evangelical minister who recently endorsed John McCain, if B-Rock could be the Antichrist. He also asked Hagee if John McCain is the one who will hold off the end of days.

Questions like Beck’s make the Geek Survey look nothing short of brilliant.

Score
Rosemary’s Baby: 1 Geeks: 0

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  1. Teresa says:

    See, I think the Geeks should’ve gotten a point here. :)

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