Ellen DeGeneres suggested that, as president, Hillary Clinton should ban glitter. NOOOO! I want to keep my glittery things! My glitter make-up bag! My glitter pens! My pink glitter Secular Tree of Awesome that stays up in my office year around with little shoe ornaments on it!
This is how the glitter discussion went:
“Now I have said I have a problem with glitter. It should be banned,” Ellen said. “It doesn’t warn you. There’s glitter on your fingers. There’s glitter everywhere. You open a card, you open wrapping paper. Will you put a ban on glitter?”
“You know, I have been asked so many difficult questions in my life and, you know, some questions you can answer yes or no,” Clinton replied. “But when it comes to glitter, what on earth would grade school children do for their special projects? So maybe, maybe what we do is we ban glitter for anyone over 12?”
So, does this mean I shouldn’t bedazzle a paper copy of the Geek Survey with pink glitter and send it to Senator Clinton?
[nms:bedazzler,1,0]
You know, maybe she’s right. Glitter is kind of a pain in the butt.
But, feathers. . . now that’s a classy craft supply that won’t get stuck in your cuticles or cut your cornea.
Score
Craft Projects: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
