In the event that John McCain’s undead campaign decomposes to the point that his bellows of “BRAINS!” become a mere gurgle in his liquefied throat, Mitt Romney is prepared to step back in and save the country.
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Wait. . . I thought he was saving the country by dropping out of the race.
In other acts of campaign nuttiness:
- Undead Grampers said he hopes Fidel Castro dies soon.
- Hillary Clinton openly mocked Barack Obama’s message of hope, insinuating that B-Rock expects celestial choirs to sing while the whole world does the right thing.
- A photo of Barack Obama in a turban surfaced on the Drudge Report, which says they got the picture from Clinton staffers. The Clinton campaign is in a rage about the accusation, but are not quite denying it.
The Geek Survey would seem reasonable in the midst of all this.
Score
Turbans and Dead Guys: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
