John McCain had a lapse in mental clarity and, for a moment, believed he was George Herbert Walker Bush, going so far as to spout the former president’s infamous line, “No new taxes!”
Campaign handlers quickly got the senator under control and reminded him who he really was: Undead Grampers, not Bush circa 1988.
[nms:george herbert walker bush,1,0]
McCain’s zombie army is positioning George H.W. Bush’s endorsement as a message to Mike Huckabee that he should abandon his presidential dreams and go back to frying squirrels in Arkansas
Huck’s response? “Screw you. I’m going bowling.”
The Geek Survey agrees, Huck. Bowling is way better than an endorsement from George H.W. Bush.
Score
Balls! (Bowling Balls, that is): 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
