Now, through the magic of science, a gal can get herself knocked up without having a sweaty encounter with a guy who drinks Schlitz in a non-ironic way or having to flip through dozens of anonymous sperm donor profiles, which are likely exaggerated harder than a Match.com profile.
That’s right, ladies. British scientists have found a way to completely remove dudes from the knocking up process.
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The new asexual method of reproduction involves using chemicals and vitamins to turn female bone marrow into sperm.
But don’t panic just yet, guys. The successful use of the process in humans is still years away.
Guys, take this time to learn how to be handy around the house. Get over your fear of roaches so you can squish them for us. And, learn to stop making fun of your girlfriend or wife when she can’t get a jar open because someone twisted the cap too tightly last time.
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