Rudy Giuliani tried to smile this weekend in Florida, but it came out more like a snarl.
It’ll all be over on Tuesday, Rudes. Then you can stop snarling and gnashing your teeth.
You know, it would really suck if you spent all this time in Florida and still lost the primary.
We won’t rub it in, though. We’ll just keep ribbing you about the Geek Survey like we’ve been doing for the past 210 days.
Unless you drop out of the race, which may be the best way to keep us from making fun of you.
Score
Rudy Giuliani’s Dentist: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
