Is it just me, or is John McCain always looking at Rudy Giuliani like he’s something that crawled out the sewers in New York? And not even something awesome, like a ninja turtle.
What else is going on in this photo from last night’s GOP debate? What are the candidates thinking?
Mittens: “Come on, America! Vote for me! I’m empirically good looking and rich! What else do you want in a president!”
Rudes: “I don’t need this or this. Just Florida. And 9/11. Florida and 9/11 and that’s all I need. And this paddle game. Florida, 9/11 and this paddle game. And a thermos.”
Dr. Paul: “Do I have to leave by myself? My supporters are out there. I’m afraid.”
Huck: “Hungry.”
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Guys, February 5th is coming up fast and after that, more than one of you will no longer be able to call yourselves “presidential candidates”. It’ll be “Former presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani” or “Former presidential candidate Ron Paul.” It will be mentioned in every article and high school report that’s written about you. You’ll never live down your presidential run, so you may as well respond to the Geek Survey while you’re still an actual candidate.
I’m just saying.
Score
The Last, Glorious Days of Being a Presidential Candidate: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
