We’ve been looking for a worthy opponent for Chuck Norris in the Republican smackdown to the death (or the tax increase, which is like death for them), and today, that call has been answered: Sylvester Stallone has endorsed John McCain.
Stallone says, “I like McCain a lot, a lot. Things may change along the way, but there’s something about matching the character with the script and right now, the script is being written and the reality is pretty brutal and pretty hard edged, a rough action film, and you need somebody who’s been in that to deal with it.”
[nms:rocky balboa,1,1]
[nms:rambo,1,1]
Undead Grampers is currently holding auditions for his stunt double in that action film. The ideal candidate will have have crazy eyes, a buff bod, and an inherent love for Ronald Reagan.
You know, John, Stallone takes questions from the readers at Ain’t It Cool News. Perhaps you could follow that lead and respond to the questions on the Geek Survey.
Or just have your stunt double do it.
Score
Awesome Pecs: 1 Geeks: 0
Never miss an update. Subscribe to Pink Raygun by Email or subscribe via RSS
Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
