It’s time to play “Pin the Wacky Quote on the Candidate (or Candidate’s Spouse)”! Can you guess who said the following:
A. “I’m John Edwards and I represent the ‘grown-up wing’ in the Democratic Party.”
B. “All of our problems are interconnected, but we treat them as though one is guacamole and one is chips.”
C. “When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper — because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms — and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper.”
D. “I kind of like to see Barack and Hillary fight.”
E. “In some cases we have the same positions, in some we have different positions.”
Think you have it figured out? Check your work below:
A: John Edwards. This one should have been easy since he identified himself
B. Hillary Clinton, who doesn’t seem to realize that guacamole is often eaten with chips.
C. Mick Huckabee. Acting a little crazier every day.
D. Bill Clinton. Ohh. Kinky.
E. Rudy Giuliani. It’s so cute that he thinks he’s still relevant.
Uhhhhhh. . . Geek Survey anyone?
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Score
The Quotable President: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
