Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 204

It’s good to know that Barack Obama is OK with rayguns. We need a president who is interested in the advancement of technology, and since B-Rock is OK with rayguns, he may be just the guy.

Plus, rayguns are way cuter than your average handgun, even the newfangled pink Glocks which, for some reason, make me think of Wesley Snipes in drag.

We’ve gotten several hits in the past few days for the search terms “Barack Obama OK with raygun” and “Barack Obama raygun”. I’m guessing that those are folks who are looking for news about B-Rock’s recent comments about President Ronald Reagan.

Those comments have gotten B-Rock quite a bit of flack from other Democrats and some columnists because he didn’t say that Reagan was the Devil and indicated that the Republican party may have had a new idea during Reagan’s presidency.

That “new” idea has been sealed in an airtight container designed by NASA and is kept in a secret underground location in the event that it’s needed.

There was hope that the “new” idea would be able to reproduce in an asexual manner, giving birth to a revolution of new Republican ideas, but that notion has been abandoned since the idea has shown an inability to thrive in it’s current conditions.

But, the bottom line is that B-Rock is OK with that idea, and apparently, with rayguns. However, is he OK with the Geek Survey?

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Score
Silly Misspellings of Reagan: 1 Geeks: 0

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