Mitt Romney has no idea how to talk to teenagers from this century. Sure, we could blame the kids for not knowing that Let’s Make a Deal was an old game show and that Dan Jansen was an old speed skater. Or we could blame Mittens for thinking he had time traveled back to 1963.
“Marriage brings the most happiness you could ever imagine.”
Really? Then why do 50% of them end in divorce?
But, wait! Mittens has more!
“Get hooked on drugs and your life’s income and your happiness quotient will actually go right down to the basement.”
Your happiness quotient will have to share the basement with your brother, who has been living down there since he graduated with his MBA and, in this lousy economy, could only get a job at Starbucks.
Most kids in high school aren’t eligible to vote, Mittens. Seems silly to deliver a speech to people who can’t vote. Geeks, however, can vote And since the Geek Survey is written, you won’t be able to see us looking at you like you’re a square.
Score
Your Brother’s New Roommate: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
