Rudy Giuliani insists his campaign isn’t running out of money. His campaign staffers just felt so bad that they were taking his campaign money so they could selfishly pay their bills (and maybe save up for a nice medical procedure) that they said, “You know what, Rudes? You need the money more than we do. Keep your money. My kid’s a twerp who’s never going to college anyway.”
Rudes said this about it on Fox News:
“That was a very generous gesture on the part of that group of people who wanted to make sure that, you know, every last penny was available for Florida, for what follows.”
He then went for a ride in a fire truck.
Hey, Rudes! Perhaps you can get one of your campaign volunteers (are they still “staffers” if they’re not paid?) to pretend he’s you and respond to the Geek Survey.
Score
FIRE TRUCK!!!: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
