Chuck Norris has plans for Mitt Romney. No roundhouse kicks – just choking. I’m not even making that up – it was on CNN.
At a Huckabee rally last night in Iowa (where else would it be?), Norris demonstrated that he’s had enough of Mittens’ attacks on his pal Mike. When asked how much he’d like to roundhouse kick Mittens, Chuck replied:
“No, I don’t roundhouse kick. I choke.”
Mittens, could you possibly respond to that Geek Survey before Chuck shows up at your door?
Of course, Chuck Norris is not going to hurt you, Mittens. It’s all talk. But, he will make you cry a little bit.
Score
Lone Wolf McQuade: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
