John McCain has admitted to being a zombie – a zombie powered by truth. Or he admitted that he thinks he’s Will Smith. It’s hard to tell with Grumpy Grampers.
“I’ve been declared dead in this campaign on five or six occasions. I won’t refer to a recent movie I saw, but I think I am legend,” McCain said. “Somehow we’ve had a Lazarus-like experience . . . because I’ve been telling the truth. I’ve been telling people the truth whether I thought that’s what they wanted or not.”
We want the truth, John - the truth about your inner geek. Respond to the Geek Survey. Do I have to remind you about your ABBA rant?
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Will Smith: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
