I want a president who will personally deliver coffee and doughnuts to my house in the dead of winter.
John Edwards forced his way into the hearts and minds of New Hampshire residents yesterday when he went door to door offering coffee and doughnuts to undecided voters.
John, these early voting states expect you to show up at their homes, remember their names and give in depth critiques of Michael Moore’s documentaries. We’re just asking for responses to a few questions about geek stuff.
Consider responding to the Geek Survey, John. We’re much less demanding than Iowa and New Hampshire.
Score
The Doughnut Lobby: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
