Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 170

Attention everyone! Tom Tancredo has something important to say! He says it’s something major! He won’t make the announcement until Thursday, but we at Pink Raygun would like to think he’s going to publicly respond to the Geek Survey. (Although, it’s more likely for Tancreepo to reveal his true nature – as a cyborg).

Today Tancreepo’s staff announced that Tancreepo himself will make an announcement tomorrow in Des Moines. His staff wouldn’t divulge the nature of the announcement, only that it was “major”.

I’ve done some speculatin’ on this matter and have compiled a short list of possible announcements from the Tancreepo camp that might be considered “major” (depending on who you asked and what basketball teams were playing that day):

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1. The Tancreepo we’ve been seeing is a cyborg version (Tan-Cyborg!) placed here by the aliens who abducted the real Tancredo (who is really a tolerant chap who hates fear based politics).

2. If elected, Tancreepo will introduce measures in Congress to eliminate the apostrophe and make “there” the universal spelling of there, they’re and their.

3. Tancreepo is throwing a Christmas potluck and wants you to bring the booze (and don’t go cheap this time – if you show up with Schlitz again, you can turn around and head over to the Ron Paul blimp party).

Or, he could just be dropping out of the race. But, with only 1% support among registered Republicans, would that be a “major” announcement?

Tom, you have to work harder than most of your opponents to get a headline. We’ve been trying to give you a headline for months. So, how about it? You respond to the Geek Survey and Pink Raygun gives you a headline.

Score
Tan-Cyborg: 1 Geeks: 0

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