What do you get a Wookie for Christmas when he already has a comb? Dennis Kucinich just might have that answer: the Phantom Voting Booth of the 2000 presidential election.
At Kucinich’s online campaign store, you can buy an original Palm Beach County voting booth. The voting booth, direct from the year 2000, contains a replica butterfly ballot and real chads. Also included, is a letter from Kucinich titled “The Stolen Presidential Election of 2000″, which is signed Kucinich himself.
All this for the low, low price of $219.95 (plus shipping and handling).
Sure, it’s a piece of history, but so is George Bush’s pretzel of doom.
Dennis, can it really get much worse for you? The alien sighting (thank Shirley MacLaine for that one). Being snubbed by the Des Moines Register this week (and yet Alan Keyes was admitted to the debate – weird). Now, hawking Palm Beach voting booths. Are you sure you don’t want to respond to the Geek Survey?
Score
Historical Hanging Chads: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
