Just in case you got the impression that the Republican candidates like campaigning, like debating, and like Iowa, here’s a telling photo of the GOP gene pool at yesterday’s debate sponsored by the Des Moines Register:
From left to right:
Mike Huckabee gives the stink eye to Alan Keyes.
John McCain wishes he weren’t standing next to Rudy Giuliani.
Rudes can’t decide who he wants killed more – Alan Keyes or Duncan Hunter.
Alan Keyes is just happy to be in a national debate. He only has 49 supporters in Iowa, so his invitation is proof that God does answer some prayers.
Duncan Hunter ate Fred Thompson and now has to poop it.
Tom Tancredo compensates for his shortest-in-the-debate stature and turns his giant fence loving glare toward Mitt Romney. His fist curls in anticipation of the Square Jaw of Religious Freedom slamming against it.
Ron Paul takes a timid step to run away.
Mitt Romney looks over Tom Tancredo’s head and thinks, “I’m richer and better looking than all of you.”
OK, GOP candidates. You guys need an intervention. Let the Geek Survey serve as a unifying force in this season of peace and giving. You are all on the same side, after all. Right? Or is it more like different sides of the same Schwartz? Romney got the up side and Tancredo got the down side? Is that it?
Score
Candidates Who Need a Hug: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
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Now answer the survey dudes!