The Political Mistress voting block officially has a candidate to believe in and love while they’re spending Christmas alone (he swears it’s the last one – he really will leave his wife after the holidays this time). Rudy Giuliani has assured his future presidential mistress – whoever the lucky lady may be – that’s she’ll have her own security detail.
This morning on Meet the Press, Tim Russert asked Rudes if it would be “appropriate for a president to provide police protection for a mistress.” The former mayor of New York City (did you know he was the mayor during 9/11?) said it would if someone had issued threats of harm.
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Rudes didn’t specify if a security detail would still be appropriate if the threats came from his wife.
Rudes, can’t geeks get a micron of the respect you give home wreckers? Respond to the Geek Survey, Rudes.
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Marriage Counselors: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
