“I have not been planning to run for president for however number of years some of the other candidates have been planning for,” Barack Obama said in Iowa over the weekend. The Clinton campaign jiggled with glee at B-Rock’s statement because there is evidence that Oprah’s favorite senator has been planning his White House bid since. . . KINDERGARTEN!!!!!!!!
The Clinton campaign issued a press release yesterday debunking B-Rock’s claim and presenting a timeline of his road to candidacy. Turns out, in kindergarten, B-Rock wrote an essay titled “I Want to Become President”. In third grade, he wrote another essay with a slight variation in title, “I Want to Be a President”.
This clearly demonstrates flip-flopping on the part of young B-Rock. He initially wanted to be President, then he changed his position, publicly stating that he wanted to be a President. President of what? A President could the President of anything!
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Luckily for Hillary, B-Rock has outgrown his grade school political strategy of wiping boogers on his opponents.
Hillary, few people have the sense of purpose and unwavering focus toward one goal that you evidently had the moment you sprang from the womb. Wasn’t there ever some part of you, even as a little girl, that wanted to be Wonder Woman? The Geek Survey would be a good place to answer that.
And B-Rock, I wanted to be president when I was in kindergarten, too. It was my fall back in case being a cowgirl or a space princess didn’t work out.
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Boogers!:1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
And what an awesome Space Princess you are
I’m so glad you could avoid all that Presidential drama!
Have you heard about the Christopher Walken campaign?
I bet he’d answer the survey!
I could get behind a Walken-Campbell ticket. At this point, General Zod’s campaign sounds more reasonable than the Dems or the GOP.
I’m all for Zod, as long as he lets James Marsters continue to play Brainy on Smallville.