Yesterday, Barack Obama admitted that when he was a teenager, he. . . acted. . . like. . a. . . teenager! EGADS!!!!! We can’t have a president who acted like a teenager when he was a teenager! We need a president who, every morning since kindergarten, got up with a feeling of purpose and a deep desire to work toward her goal of being the President of the United States! Because everything counts! Even that spelling test in 3rd grade! You know, the one your teacher said would go on your permanent record!
B-Rock was talking to a study hall at Manchester Central High School in New Hampshire when one of the young whippersnappers asked B-Rock about his time in school. B-Rock admitted that he was a goof-off who experimented with drugs and alcohol, thought he could have a career as a basketball player, and liked ogling girls.
Mitt “I Tied My Dog to the Roof of My Car” Romney jumped on B-Rock’s admission. He said, “It’s just not a good idea for people running for president of the United States, who potentially could be the role model for a lot of people, to talk about their personal failings while they were kids, because it opens the doorway to other kids thinking, ‘Well I can do that too.’”
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Rudy “I’m Not Perfect (and by the way, 9/11!)” Giuliani, disagreed with Mittens. He said, “I respect his honesty … I think that one of the things we need from our people who are running for office is not this pretense of perfection. The reality is all of us that run for public office, whether it’s governor, legislator, mayor, president – we are all human beings. If we haven’t made mistakes, don’t vote for us because we’ve got some big ones that are going to happen in the future and we won’t know how to handle them.”
B-Rock, you’ve admitted to the mistakes of your youth. Now how about admitting to your geekier qualities? The Geek Survey awaits. And Rudes, I actually agreed with something you said. Why don’t you respond, too?
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Real, Live, Human Politicians: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
