Best! Political! Ad! Ever! It almost makes me wish I lived in Iowa, but through the magic of the intertubes, I’m able to see it without all the excess corn. See it after the jump!
Mike, you actually said “When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down,” with a straight face and like you really believed it.
Please, please, please respond to the Geek Survey, Mike. I have a feeling your responses would be awesome. Not as awesome as Chuck Norris, though.
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Chuck Norris Facts: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
HAHAHA!!!
I’m holding my vote to see if one of the candidates recruits Bruce Campbell for “Chin Approval.”
Mike so needs to answer the survey… for Bruce’s sake somebody better!
Or maybe not… I like these posts
BRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!
John Edwards has the plumber from Desperate Housewives, but Bruce Campbell lays better pipe.
Hill has Bill, but can his powers of lady business compare to those of Bruce Campbell?
B-Rock has Oprah and the Butter Cow Lady, both of which melt under the smoldering gaze of Bruce Campbell.
If Bruce Campbell ran for president, he wouldn’t need a running mate – his chin would be his vice president.
“If Bruce Campbell ran for president, he wouldn’t need a running mate – his chin would be his vice president.”
You should submit this to Bruce Campbell Facts!
Hahaha!
Have you seen this yet?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GrLDYZR01s8
(watch from about 1:59 on)