Imagine two candidates. One has Pat Robertson on his side. The other has Chuck Norris. Which candidate are you going with? The candidate with guy who says he can leg press 2000 pounds? Or the candidate with Chuck Norris? The candidate with the guy who says he can control hurricanes with his prayers? Or the candidate who has Chuck freakin’ Norris?
Pat Robertson officially announced his support for the Giuliani campaign this morning, not because Giuliani is so awesome, but because Robertson fears that Evangelical voters will go with the third party candidate, fracturing the Republican party just enough to let a heathen Democrat into the White House.
Don’t let it go to your head, Rudes. This doesn’t mean that Pat Robertson wants to have slumber parties or be your wing man. Pat Robertson probably doesn’t really like you.
Chuck Norris probably doesn’t like you, either.
Chuck went with Mike Huckabee who, despite some of his views, might actually be a decent president. You know, the kind of Republican that moderates and nutjobs (and maybe even some liberals) could agree on.
It baffles me that Huckabee, who was a minister, is getting snubbed by the likes of Pat Robertson and his army of Evangelical voters. They complain about the views of the candidates and when they have the chance to support a fellow Evangelical who does well in the polls, they go with Rudy Giuliani.
And Ann Coulter says that women vote stupidly.
Mike, so you don’t have Pat Robertson. You’ve got Chuck Norris, you’ve got a rock band, and you’ve got the distinction of pardoning Keith Richards. Wanna try for some geek voters? Try responding to the Geek Survey.
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Rudy Giuliani’s Giant Head: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
