Turns out Dick Cheney is Barack Obama’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. When asked what that makes the two politicians, Cheney spat, “Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become.”
OK, that was actually a scene from Spaceballs.
But, Dick Cheney and Barack Obama recently discovered that they’re ninth cousins once removed, spawned by a French guy who immigrated to America in the 17th century.
No word yet whether Obama will seek the cruel tutelage of Dark Helmet Dick Cheney; however, in a fake interview, Cheney had these words of wisdom for his new found cousin:
“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
Barack, if you’re related to Cheney, you’re probably related to some Geeks, too. How about that Geek Survey?
Score
Family Members You’d Like to Hide in the Attic: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
