I know where all of the male body hair in Hollywood went. It was harvested and glued to Iqbal Theba, the actor playing the very hairy villain in this week’s episode of Chuck. Not only was there hair on the chest, but it was all the way up the upper arms, shoulders, back and belly. And, of course, he was wearing a Speedo.
I hope that was special effects hair.
Eww.
On the opposite end of the hair spectrum was the guest starring agent, Corina, who is violently thin and likes to get undressed. A lot. She stripped down to skivvies three times in this episode.
I’m starting to think that part of the purpose of Chuck is to get scantily clad chicks fighting in prime time. In the first few minutes, not only did we get a girl fight with Sarah in a shorty robe – which miraculously stayed closed – but, for a minute, we thought we saw her naked butt.
“Did we just see a naked butt at 7PM on NBC?” I asked John, who happily rewound the Tivo.
“That might have been a butt,” he said as he played the scene back in slow motion. “That part of her butt is lighter than the rest. Is that a tan line?”
I considered Sarah’s two-tone butt. “I think it’s skin tone panties.”
“Hmm. She has a wedgie.”
Indeed, Sarah’s skin tone panties were up her butt, creating the illusion of a naked, fighting butt.
But, what about us ladies? What did we get in this episode?
We get Adam Baldwin in boxers and a t-shirt handcuffed to a hotel bed and the world’s hairiest Pakistani in a Speedo.
I guess I’ll have to settle for that until Peter Petrelli shows up on Heroes again without his shirt, which seems to be his new superpower – the power to neutralize any fabric that threatens to conceal the rippling man muscles he worked so hard for over the summer. Here are some gratuitous pictures of a half naked Peter Petrelli to make up for the lack of London Broil on Chuck tonight:
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