Rudy Giuliani will protect the United States from an alien invasion.
At a recent campaign stop in New Hampshire, a little boy asked Rudes, “If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?”
Rudes responded that he would be prepared for that.
I don’t know if you realize it, Rudes, but there are many varieties of alien invasion. There’s the outright extermination variety, as demonstrated by Independence Day and War of the Worlds. There is the human eating, water stealing, reptilian overlord variety, as demonstrated by V. And then there’s the Borg, Predator and his Xenomorph pal.
Ooooh! Rudes, I know the perfect place for you to outline your alien invasion preparedness strategy! The Geek Survey.
Do you have a zombie plan, too? You should totally have a zombie plan.
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Rudi Giuliani – Our Intergalactic Hero: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
