9/11 is responsible for Rudy Giuliani’s rude cell phone behavior. That’s right. 9/11 made Rudy Giuliani take a call from his wife during a speech to the NRA.
“. . . quite honestly, since Sept. 11, most of the time when we get on a plane, we talk to each other and just reaffirm the fact that we love each other,” he said.
Rudes, the NRA is not a plane.
And on 9/11, you had a different wife.
Rudes, you’re just embarrassing yourself now, so you might as well put your 9/11 binky down for a few minutes and come over to the Geek table to answer our questions.
I know it’s scary to leave your 9/11 binky behind, but you’re a big boy.
Score
9/11-itis: 1 Geeks: 0
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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
