Several GOP candidates took part in the Values Voters Debate in Ft. Lauderdale, FL last night. Mike Huckabee, Sam Brownback, Ron Paul, Alan Keyes, Duncan Hunter, John Cox and Tom Tancreepo hashed it out over the homosexual agenda, hate crime legislation (they’re all against it), Roe vs. Wade, gays, the proposed federal marriage amendment, gays, the multicultural attack on America and more stuff about gays.
Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson and John McCain cited “scheduling conflicts” which prevented them from attending.
“They have chosen that values voters are not good enough for them,” one of the organizers said.
They have chosen. . . poorly.
For the rest of you GOP candidates, you’re obviously giving equal time for nutjobs, so how about some equal time for nutjobs of the Geek persuasion?
The Geek Survey offers no opportunity to make statements that would compromise you with moderate voters. And, after that three hour values shenanigan, a question like “Star Wars or Star Trek?” will seem downright reasonable and will probably give greater insight into what kind of president you’d be rather than to whom you’d pander.
Because Star Wars is all about rebellion – before it became all about a pity party for Darth Vader – and Star Trek is all about discovery and hope.
What do you say, guys? Guys? Where are you going? What? Is it the Princess Leia slave girl bikini that’s driving you away?
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Shenanigans!: 1 Geeks: 0
Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
