John Edwards says Hillary Clinton can’t buy the White House or rent out the Lincoln Bedroom (who would want to rent the Lincoln Bedroom? More people have slept there than have slept on the vibrating beds of the No-Tel Motel in Tucson).
Mitt Romney is disgusted by Barack Obama’s plan to allow Cuban-Americans the right to visit the island and send money back home (Can you really be about family values and still deny people the right to support their families?)
But, Barack doesn’t care because he has Oprah on his side. Oprah has more popular influence than any politician, so everyone else can just stop running now.
And Hillary Clinton continues to say she has more experience than everyone in the world and that lobbyists are our bestest friends in Washington.
Candidates, could you all just stop needling and taunting each other for a whole five minutes and respond to the Geek Survey? You’re embarrassing yourselves with this childish behavior.
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Candidates Fighting Over the Monkey Bars: 1 Geeks: 0
Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
