Presidential Geek Survey Diary – Day 45

Rudy Giuliani has some suggestions for foreign policy under the Giuliani regime, which he details – kinda – in his recent essay in the journal Foreign Policy. Here are some highlights:

“Constellations of satellites that can watch arms factories everywhere around the globe, day and night, above- and belowground … must be part of America’s arsenal.”

Of course, Rudes. Along with competent intelligence agents such as Jack Bauer and Chloe

“Our cultural and commercial influence can also have a positive impact. They did during the Cold War. � Companies such as Pepsi, Coca-Cola, McDonald’s, and Levi’s helped win the Cold War by entering the Soviet market. � Today, we need a similar type of exchange with the Muslim countries that we hope to plug into the global economy.”

Yes, Rudes. Turn the terrorists into fat globs of Americanized flesh, they won’t be nearly spry enough to keep up their attacks. They’ll be passive consumers – quite like the majority of Americans.

“The American ideals of freedom and democracy deserve stronger advocacy. And the era of cost-free anti-Americanism must end.”

In the Giuliani regime, the cost of anti-Americanism will be about $4 a gallon, plus whatever you have in your pockets. Yes, that crusty piece of half chewed gum counts toward your anti-Americanism bill.

Rudes, I can see that you’re trying to prove that you’ll be a tough president, like you were a tough mayor, but your foreign policy essay looks like the efforts of a remedial political science student at the University of Phoenix.

I suggest you try your hand at the Pink Raygun Geek Survey. Foreign policy is hard – Pink Raygun is just fun.

Score
Scary Political Pontification: 1 Geeks: 0