On August 2nd, Democratic candidate Joe Biden will appear at Borders Books and Music in Dickson City, PA, where you’ll get to meet with the senator.
But, only if you buy his new book, Promises to Keep: On Life and Politics. And he won’t sign it for you. And he won’t take a picture with your baby. And, unless you turn off your camera and cell phone, Joe won’t even come out of the prep area in the back of the store – he’ll just sit in the stock room and pout.
Joe, you’re certainly making people jump through a lot of hoops to shake your hand and have you avoid their questions about the war or the economy. Are you going to make Geeks buy your book before responding to the Pink Raygun Geek Survey?
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Politicians Acting Like Celebrities: 1 Geeks: 0
Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. 
Who does he think he is?
Bruce Campbell or something?
(just kidding… I
BRUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!