Big Brother: Pink Raygun Edition – Day 8
Beru’s utterances of the words “like” and “whatever” have been removed from her dialogue for the purposes of length. She seriously said “like” about thirty two times in the space of four minutes.
Beru had another meltdown upon walking into her Head of Ship bedroom for the first time because her personal pictures selected by the Big Brother staff were not up to snuff.
“I’m not wearing makeup in any of them! I look like a Tusken Raider! I’m taking them down!” She whined. “How are you guys going to worship me if I look so bad in my pictures?” The other ShipMates slowly filed out of the room.
“Well,” Ash said in the diary room. “Now we know where that whiny Luke gets it from.”
“Ming would rather tongue kiss Flash Gordon than worship that Bantha-butted beast” Ming shouted in the diary room.
“She’s trying to build a cult of personality around herself,” Counselor Troi said. “But, she has no personality to speak of.”
Beru’s HOS reign of terror included talking about her eyebrows and makeup and hair to anyone who would, or wouldn’t, listen. At one point she wandered into the bedroom where Ming, Ash, and Chucky were sleeping and launched into a detailed diatribe about her blow drier.
“Sometimes I’ll blow it dry. Sometimes I’m just like, whatever, and I don’t. It depends, I guess.” The other ShipMates slowly woke up and filed out of the room.
“Ming will destroy the robust farm woman!” Ming exclaimed to his roommates in the kitchen. “She goes on like a mad Tree Man! She is not fit scrub Ming’s gilded toilet of doom!”
Beru had wandered into another room to lecture on the finer points of her nostrils, causing those present to slowly file out of the room. Ming cornered her.
“You are the most self-absorbed twit Ming has ever encountered! Stop your blathering this instant or Ming will make you more miserable than a Hawkman’s leather briefs on a hot, humid day! Ming will marry you off to Klytus!” the Mongo dictator threatened.
Beru was unphased and continued talking about herself. The Joker, Ash and Samwise devised a drinking game surrounding her annoying habit. Whenever Beru says, “I”, the boys take a drink. Medics had to be called because their bodies could not metabolize all of the liquor they ingested.
Later, in a heart to heart with Flash Gordon, Beru revealed that she still had feelings for him left over from their 30 second flirtation the week before. “Please,” Flash said. “Aura’s crazy in a smokin’ hot way. You’re just crazy in a ‘pull a knife on someone/boil the rabbit’ way. Do what you’re going to do.”
Unsurprisingly, at the nomination ceremony, Beru nominated Ming and Aura for eviction, citing their negativity as her reason. “Your negative vibes are just so negative,” she said. “And it’s causing so much negativity and making me feel so negative in such a negative way. And that’s really, like, negative.”
Flash stared at her stonily as the ShipMates slowly filed out, vowing that he would rescue Aura from the clutches of the Moisture Farm Maniac.
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